We’ve seen the threads. We’ve heard the whispers. And honestly? We’re flattered.
While Apple just announced the MacBook Neo, we feel it’s our duty to clarify a few things for our community:
No, the new MacBook does not come with high-interest savings built-in.
No, Tim Cook did not join our Slack channel (yet).
No, you cannot “tap to pay” by physically tapping your MacBook against a vending machine. (Please don’t try this).
We are Neo Financial. They are Apple. We’re both “Neo,” but only one of us helps you earn cashback on your morning coffee. Stay legendary, and keep your laptops off the checkout terminals.
more seriously, though, why not make it a real reward? Bring in $10K or $20K or whatever threshold makes sense in net new investments (e.g. savings) and get a free MacBook Neo. I believe WealthSimple had a similar offer a while ago.